A harbour master flagged me down one day
And got me in a romantic way
He told his coconut girl
Coz he didn’t want the truth to unfurl
I was his ex wife on the other line
I said go it would be fine
Before he left the video call
I knew it just wouldn’t be all
As when it ended i realized
He’d got my heart to my surprise
Captured it on a virtual call
That wasn’t all
I’m waiting to have it back wouldn’t you?
Sure to find it all broken in two!
But there is one thing this guy doesn’t know
My heart has come back many times so
I have glue and tape and a repairing kit
And my heart happily on the shelf does sit
When i need it i bring it back down
Because in my chest it beats safe and sound!
To give over to someone on another day
The game of love to play
Except my heart is so very strong
And love can do me no harm or wrong!